The premise is pure high-concept gold: elite ballerinas pivoting from pirouettes to power-kicks. With Uma Thurman attached, you’d expect a certain level of prestige - or at least competence. Instead, my jaw hit the floor for all the wrong reasons. Outside of a climax so ridiculous it borders on performance art, the film is an absolute trainwreck. Whoever greenlit this must have been sharing the same "supplements" as the characters on screen.

Take a bow and exit stage left. Don’t watch this

Recommend it - no